One day I walked into the Extra Foods by my house. I wanted lettuce.

 I saw a boy. I thought “Ooh, attractive boy at the Extra Foods!”. Instead of wearing the usual uniform the checkers wear, he was sporting a skinny black tie and a black cardigan. Needless to say, I was very, very attracted to this boy.

 His line was always busy, and me, not wanting to look desperate, decided to skip over his till and stare at him from another one instead.

On Monday, his till was free. I went in. And he threw my groceries. Fucking jerk.

 I went in to buy some chicken strips. He was the only till open. Today, instead of wearing his skinny tie and cardigan, he was wearing a black PC shirt.

 I realized that he was never very attractive to start with.

 I was only really attracted to his clothes, and not his face. How could such a thing happen?

Also, I forgot my damn onion.